1 definition by Yo Cuppa Joe
Noun. A self designation intended to promote oneself as a connoisseur that purports to be simultaneously devoted to both minimalism AND to unending dissection, precise measurement and reporting of data. Applies especially to food and drink.
Purista: "Let's just make love..."
Partner: "Oh yes, right now!!"
Purista: "But first I need to check the temperature, the lumens of light, the resiliance of the mattress and...
Partner: "Forget it. Let's just go out for coffee..."
Partner: "Oh yes, right now!!"
Purista: "But first I need to check the temperature, the lumens of light, the resiliance of the mattress and...
Partner: "Forget it. Let's just go out for coffee..."
by Yo Cuppa Joe December 27, 2013