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To milk your minor cancer-scare for all the emotion and sympathy that it's worth - whilst simultaneously emploring people not to take your ceaseless over-dramatic movies as attention-whoring. Often used to distract people from the real issue and get away with blue murder.
"I was going to level with my girlfriend about my cheating the other day - but in the end I just decided pull a JW - after 2 solid hours of heartfelt goodbyes she didn't suspect a thing!!"
Hatertat
Oh my god! look at that HATERTAT!