i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 02, 2017

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 24, 2019

momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

by Yermy Battled Warter December 09, 2016