urband ictionary

The no. 1 most bestselling band of all time.

"We're seeing "Urband Ictionary" on the weekend, wanna come?"

by Yermy Battled Warter January 16, 2017

lmfaobnirlbtmh

Laughing my fucking ass off but not in real life because that might hurt

Guy: Oh damn I stabbed my toe
Girl: lmfaobnirlbtmh
Guy: fk off

by Yermy Battled Warter October 27, 2018

juliar gillard

The nickname for the much hated Julia Gillard

I might be a bad person but at least I'm not Juliar Gillard!

by Yermy Battled Warter August 27, 2017

momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

by Yermy Battled Warter December 08, 2016

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 01, 2017

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019

Hakubanku

A word used to express anger, happiness, sadness, fear and every emotion under the sun. It can be used in every context ever.

Anger: HAKUBANKU! Why are my bills so expensive
Happiness: Hakubanku! We won the lottery
Sadness: Hakubanku, my fidget spinner got taken away
Fear: HAKUBANKU! DID THAT THING JUST MOVE?

by Yermy Battled Warter August 27, 2017