Definitions by Xeno The Cowardly Prince

Sookbook

To have a sook (to bitch, complain, etc.), on Facebook, by posting it as your status. Most often done by fat emo girls, usually every half hour.

Emo girl: Wtf my life sux soooo bad gaiz ahh.
Person: Get off Sookbook and tell someone who cares. And lose some weight.

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Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".

Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.

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