Sookbook

To have a sook (to bitch, complain, etc.), on Facebook, by posting it as your status. Most often done by fat emo girls, usually every half hour.

Emo girl: Wtf my life sux soooo bad gaiz ahh.
Person: Get off Sookbook and tell someone who cares. And lose some weight.

by Xeno The Cowardly Prince January 03, 2011

Fucks Me

Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".

Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.

by Xeno The Cowardly Prince June 20, 2010