Wubby Counter-Terrorist's definitions

Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.

"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"

by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024