Wordsmither Jim's definitions

Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

Gatherbration

A celebratory event held at a restaurant or bar where everyone invited gathers and must buy their own food or drink... as opposed to a "party" where there's a host providing such fare.

Hey, Howie's turning 30 this Saturday.
Cool! Is he having a party?
Nope, he's broke. We're just hitting a bar.
Oh great, another gatherbration.

by Wordsmither Jim March 20, 2011