3 definitions by Words o' Death

Ginger

Godly beings from outer realms, who mastered all of the black arts, especially soul stealing.

I am a ginger, and I will steal your soul.

by Words o' Death March 16, 2015

SwagSazzBossBeast

The ultimate person, having just enough swag, sass, and can be called a boss and a beast. They are omnipotent, and can completely eradicate fools they see in the way. They cannot be destroyed, nor beat at anything. They can be deemed godly by some, and are worthy of the most respect. They are the creators and destroyers- and they are to be respected, no matter what!

Me: I am boss!
Friend: Swagsazzbossbeast!
Me: Wait, what?
Friend: Dude, they are like... godly.
God: I am swagsazzbossbeast!
Friend: Oh my god, it's a swagsazzbossbeast!
Me: What? Why did god take off my roof?!
God: CUZ I'M SWAGSAZZBOSSBEAST!
Me: Alright, I am gonna let this slide...
Guy Reading This: Man, that guy must have ADHD...

by Words o' Death March 14, 2015

Albino

Albinos are creatures whom perfected the art of soul stealing, and can crush a ginger in a fight.

(1) A bio engineered machine created by gingers.
(2) A purified ginger.

Matt- Yo, blondey, I can beat yo azz!
Me- HA! HAHAHAHAH! FUNNY! Well, guess what? I can pwn you. I am ELDER GINGER!
JOHN- You foolish beings, ignorant of the truth... it sickens me, being an ultimate being, as I am to face imbecility more often than those imbeciles are touching the ground...
Matt- That's my robot! Say hi to the albino android!
JOHN- Nay, I am a purified ginger.
Me- OSHT.
Matt- RUUUUN! HE IS SWAGSAZZBOSSBEAST!

by Words o' Death April 22, 2015