Definitions by Woofwoofwolf

Barker

A creep, and obsessed person that uses deceptive identity-based manipulation in which a friend secretly creates a false persona to interact with you online because they are romantically or sexually attracted to you, while concealing both their identity and their attraction.

Guy: “He was not your biggest fan, he was a Barker.”

Girl: “That Barker gave me Dahmer vibes!”

Barker by Woofwoofwolf June 25, 2026

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

Beached Whale Job by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011