Woodsman's definitions

queazer

Slang for a TV remote control.

Hey man, toss the queazer!

by Woodsman August 11, 2019

ufic

Unsolicited Finger In Chilli. As occured on March 23, 2005 when a customer at Wendys bit down on a severed human finger that had been cooked up in her chilli. See also UFIA.

"I'd order the chilli, but I'm wary of a UFIC."

by Woodsman March 29, 2005