Woo Pig Sooie's definitions

Townsend

A Townsend is a man of the people. Known to be an expert botanist, a world renowned gardener, a history buff, and an Olympic level walker. Townsends can be seen in the wild on long walks, usually staring up at the trees in deep thought. Townsend’s are know to feed only standing in an upright position in the kitchen and avoid sitting down to dine at all costs. Their only known weakness is eating in a car or someone putting a sticker on them.

“Look quick! Check out that Townsend over there peeing in the back yard even though there is a perfectly good bathroom inside!”

by Woo Pig Sooie October 12, 2023