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Rain Delay 

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.
Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

Rain Delay 

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.
Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”