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Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.
Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you
by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011
mugGet the Hamponemug.

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