Witerwally A Genius's definitions

Giggleblasting

The practice of hitting an aggressive leg day with a partner. Post Workout both you and your partner slather each other with Heinz Mayochup. Once fully lathered, one person puts on an inflatable dinosaur costume and brutally molests the other.

Hey John, are we still up for Giggleblasting later?

by Witerwally A Genius October 24, 2024

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.

Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning

by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024