Definitions by Wise and experienced

Weymouth Wind Tunnel 

The art of farting directly into your partner’s vagina

Rachel my love, I need to fart and I do think the acoustics would be enhanced somewhat if we deployed the good old Weymouth Wind Tunnel. Eye contact or none this time?

Weymouth Wind Tunnel by Wise and experienced March 22, 2025

Vampire Wanding 

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

Vampire Wanding by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

The Judas Ejaculate 

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax

I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

The Judas Ejaculate by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Blustery Bean Bag 

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

Blustery Bean Bag by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023