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sorta-rican 

Modulation of the word puerto rican, Sorta rican is a puerto rican with little understanding of the culture or language. Sometimes claims to know aout it, and sometimes they don't.
That puerto ricankid couldn't elp me on my spanish homework, he's a sorta rican.
A redneck staff officer with a rather egg-ly shaped head. expelled from FAA for association with the white arian race.
Birchum, I dont know how to break this to you but you got an egg shaped head.

internet lingo 

words like LOL and l337 and sp34k. see internet whore. often goes on in message boards and instant message programs.
G3t oN A1M sO wE cAn Cyb3r
the difference between expetation and reality
wrong definition of ironic: wow, its snowing in alaska, how ironic.
It means "Florida Air Academy" but it is also a federal association of assholes.
FAA is on florida and it has lots of bohemians and lithuanians.

play-doh 

A home repair tool used by the same idiots who use duct tape for home repair.
"Dude, Theres a huge hole in the roof"

"I think I got a half a can of play-doh in my closet, just use that"

Mcgaddis' 

Hello, welcome to macgaddis'. We dont have tables we have coffee tables but dont leave your homework or your unibinders on them
Mcgaddis' is a restaurant founded by a kid named gaddis