Definitions by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway

porch monkey 

Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.

Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.

porch monkey by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007