Definitions by Willie Everlearn

stray pube 

When a solitary pubic hair is found on the edge of one's toilet seat.

While taking a shit I noticed a stray pube staring back at me.

stray pube by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014

drunk audience 

A magician's best friend.

Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!

drunk audience by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014