stray pube

When a solitary pubic hair is found on the edge of one's toilet seat.
While taking a shit I noticed a stray pube staring back at me.
by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014
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drunk audience

A magician's best friend.
Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!
by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014
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