William Frankfurter's definitions

philly mike

Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.

Man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.

by William Frankfurter November 30, 2006