quarter life crisis

A crisis occuring around the age of 20, 19 or 18.

Yea, he got rejected by Stanford because the college counselor sent in the wrong transcript...it was his quarter life crisis.

by Will May 12, 2004

in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

by Will April 21, 2005

the Oklahoma shotput

When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.

I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.

by Will January 04, 2005

dominate one

lytchett term for taking a shit. Can be shorterned to Dom Hollow (Pantera reference) or Dom Holio if your massey

i wouldnt go in the toilet for a bit, i've just dominated one

by will March 08, 2004

Cal

1.The best public university.
2. A fantastic football team that kills Stanford, and should have beaten USC(university of spoiled children)

1. I got my degree from Cal and had dozens of job offers when I graduated.
2. Cal deserves the rose bowl, but got fucked by the BCS and the fucking rednecks from Texas.

by Will December 05, 2004

trout face

the face pulled while on ecstasy. see gurn

moose had a trout face when he did ten beans

by will March 01, 2004

immortal technique

immortal technique live from N-Y-C,best rapper to hit the earth, hear one song and youll see, the deep issues touched on with contriversy,his opinion stressed not correct politically, but immortal dont give a fuck what you think about him, hell divert you like the US to bin laden.

you better watch what the fuck flies outta your mouth or ima highjack a plane and fly it into your house.

by will March 16, 2004