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Soggy Quesadilla

When a man ejaculates on a tortilla, then processed to smack his woman in the face with it

“Brenda, why do you have a black eye?”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”

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When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”

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