Wifi Goes Die's definitions

Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.

Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

Scary Man

A man who decides to make people scream by doing many fearful and unexpected things.

Lucas promised to become a scary man around Graham when he lied about his identity.

by Wifi Goes Die December 7, 2020

yes

no

yes

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020