3 definitions by Why would I regret this?

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

Crungle stump

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized

Crungle stump ass balls

by Why would I regret this? January 14, 2023