2 definitions by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon

Jesus Christ

Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.

When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.

by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 13, 2011

Irish Lullaby

Incoherent druken babbling.

Hittita totta-toe-tatay (Irish Lullaby!) Doncha love potaters. Angela's ashes rawr!!!!1

by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 13, 2011