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Irish Lullaby 

Hittita totta-toe-tatay (Irish Lullaby!) Doncha love potaters. Angela's ashes rawr!!!!1

Jesus Christ 

Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.
When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.