WholeWheatBread9's definitions

Cthulhu

An Elder God that takes the shape of a part man, part squid, and part dragon. It pretty much is a result of an abusive step-father doing things with a squid, whilst a dragon is doing the same. (see the definition of threesome )

Bob: HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT!
Gary: It's Cthulhu!
Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!

by WholeWheatBread9 February 15, 2015