Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Whit Goodman

Steamy Tam

A shit that is so deadly there's fucking steam coming off it

"That was a hefty Steamy Tam mate"
"Ken mate, i can see the steam coming out the pan"

Scottish term for a massive geek.

What ya dain ya pure goopter

Smert clathes can be found in smert shops such as; Footlocker and SuperSmert.

Lets go to supersmert as they have well smert clathes, yes they do