Definitions by When in doubt, C4

Shotgunned 

Shot point blank in the face. Said object being shot usually blows up.

I shotgunned somebody while playing paintball.

Shotgunned by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derped 

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

Derped by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016