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Wes "Keebler/Scissorhands" Easter's definitions

scissorhand

the crazy-ass long nails on an easter, used to slice a girl's vagina after not getting any. scissorhands can be caused by steroids, concietedness, the crazy urge to ruin a girl's life, and also the uncanny resemblance to a keebler elf who should be in a tree baking little steroidic cookies
mugGet the scissorhandmug.

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