2 definitions by Weirdshiticantexplain
The hairiest creature you will ever encounter. She is a beast of massive proportions and one so beefy you cannot take your eyes off of her. Little do people know her real name is Pamela which does not match her appearance at all. She has the uncanny ability to projectile vomit when anyone comes to her crying about failing science because she does not know what the subject is. This is her defense mechanism and it is essential that she wear vomit colors on her turtle necks so that when it happens, no one knows. She is a nimble, mysterious creature that we much dissect further
by Weirdshiticantexplain December 20, 2018
The most ostentatious man to have ever been created by Zeus himself. He is the definition of a Greek God and perhaps one of the most square shaped beings to have every been gazed upon. In order to please the G of Kalliabetsos you must sacrifice your first pack of 500 loose leaves. He will cherish them dearly and even ask you to take them out once every class so that he may be in their presence. The easy way to his heart is through interest in the Greek culture and any parts in relation to τη δουλεία και την κακομεταχείριση.
by Weirdshiticantexplain December 19, 2018