2 definitions by Weird Caress

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The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.
Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.
by Weird Caress May 11, 2008
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Describing something that inspires a great desire to bone or slam.
Jesus, that ass is slamtastic!
by Weird Caress May 11, 2008
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