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Hillbilly Hand Fishin

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.

I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.

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The act of trying to jam one's own penis into their asshole while eating tapioca pudding and humming the belgian national anthem

The only way i could get up in your mom's slacks was to do the Debooserie

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