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Philadelphia Kegel

When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.

I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler…

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When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.

"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."

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