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Definitions by Webster the way Younger

Philadelphia Kegel 

When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.
I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler…

Lisbon Latte 

When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.
"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."