Definitions by Webster the way Younger

Philadelphia Kegel

When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.

I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler…

When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.

"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."