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Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

S.A.P.

S.A.P. was an secret organization that is meant for protecting the world against G.A.P. It is also known as Straight Ass People. It was founded by Hitler's grandson which actually isn't evil. The Virgin Squad was at one point part of this organization until it fell, along with all of it's bases... quite literally. They were blown up... so yeah. Most of the surviving Agents relocated to the new organization H.Q. under the name S.E.P. Eventually the same thing will most likely happen to S.E.P. because it's kinda a pattern. A requirement of the employees now is too embrace their founders freckle fetish.

I want a job at S.A.P.

What's that?
I don't fucking know, it just sounds cool.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Grand Theft Auto 6

Probably the most over hyped game of all time. People want the game so bad that people would change their sexuality for it, would murder their best friend for it, or turn gay for it. Youtubers dedicate their channels to it, releasing fake trailers or fan trailers, creating spam, and licking the mirror live. (ok, that last one might just be me) The only thing i like more than some nice fresh GTAVI rumors is embracing my freckle fetish. Mr.BossFTW is shit.

Me: are you ready for Grand Theft Auto 6?

Kydere: Yes! i heard if you suck another man's
dick you'll get a copy early...

Me: Thanks for the invitation but i'm too busy embracing
my female Freckle Fetish... she has so much freckles!!!

Kydere: Well i could always ask Tristan...
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I suggest searching up the definition of "Freckle Fetish"

by Weallfun September 18, 2019