10 definitions by Weallfun
S.A.P. was an secret organization that is meant for protecting the world against G.A.P. It is also known as Straight Ass People. It was founded by Hitler's grandson which actually isn't evil. The Virgin Squad was at one point part of this organization until it fell, along with all of it's bases... quite literally. They were blown up... so yeah. Most of the surviving Agents relocated to the new organization H.Q. under the name S.E.P. Eventually the same thing will most likely happen to S.E.P. because it's kinda a pattern. A requirement of the employees now is too embrace their founders freckle fetish.
by Weallfun September 21, 2019
The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
by Weallfun September 19, 2019
He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.
Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots
to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
_________________________________________
Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
_________________________________________
Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
by Weallfun September 19, 2019