The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Get the Sandwich Godmug. The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.
Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Get the Sandwich Slavemug. He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.
Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots
to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Get the Jasonmug.