We love Fezer's definitions

Fezer

A person who satisfies the following criteria:

- Fat
- Ginger highlights
- Wannabe eminem
- Thinks his nickname's Ferret
- 'wrist slittey life hatey donut eatey'
- Oh and FAT

Ferret aka FEZER!
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by We love Fezer January 3, 2008