Wasted Dub S.A.M.'s definitions

chocolate coat of arms

1. To shit on another's chest.

2. The act of exiting fecal matter from ones anal cavity upon another's chest. Usually a women's big busty tits.

Becky, have you ever had a chocolate coat of arms?

by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008

Chocolate Armor

1. The shit that is on a women's chest. Usually caused by a chocolate coat of arms.

2. The fecal matter which has been spread upon a womens big busty breasts as a result of a chocolate coat of arms.

Well Becky, that is a nice looking Chocolate Armor you've got there. Jonathon did a nice job with that chocolate coat of arms!

by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008