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Suckoff

A person who often sucks up to people in such a convincing fashion that he often convinces them that he is actually sincere with his flattery, so much so that the suckee metaphorically creams in his mouth. Like a suck up, but worse.

That suckoff is always raising his hand in class; why doesn't the teacher see right through him?

by Washington Irving X February 28, 2011