2 definitions by Wang Indaho

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Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck.
Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed that FAILF MY carrot!
by Wang Indaho September 28, 2003
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Acronym meaning Retard I’d Like to Fuck!
Damn bro, did you see that chick with down syndrome? Man I’d like to put it in that RILF’S Butt!
by Wang Indaho September 24, 2003
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