Definitions by Wally The Wonder Lama

Swamp Boating 

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

Swamp Boating by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

Cataclysmic Taco by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011