2 definitions by Wally Balljacker

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1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser
1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.
by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003
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1. n. a flaccid penis whose circumference is equal to or greater than its length.

2. n. a short, fat person whose circumference is equal to or greater than his/her length,
1. Mom: Kevin! Are you playing with your li'l chub again?!?

2. I bet if we tipped that li'l chub over he'd roll right down the hill.
by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003
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