Walking Talking Dictionary's definitions

niggard

An execessively stingy person.
An excesselively miserly person.
Despite common opinion, it does not refer to people with darker skin.
In fact the most well-known niggard was/is white!

Scrooge, from a Christmas carol, is a niggard and therefore niggardly.

by Walking Talking Dictionary January 6, 2007

fag-hag

A 'fag-hag' is a close, often homosexual friend who happens to be the opposite sex. One who has little to no chance of becoming sexually interested in you, largely due to orientation. This often allows for a platonic bond far closer and deeper than conventional friendships.
Useful if a person wishes to fool their parents about their orientation. The fag-hag will be introduced as their friends' boyfriend or girlfriend.

I heard person A telling person B that person C went and got themselves a fag-hag.

by Walking Talking Dictionary December 17, 2006