Walking Talking Dictionary's definitions

fag-hag

A 'fag-hag' is a close, often homosexual friend who happens to be the opposite sex. One who has little to no chance of becoming sexually interested in you, largely due to orientation. This often allows for a platonic bond far closer and deeper than conventional friendships.
Useful if a person wishes to fool their parents about their orientation. The fag-hag will be introduced as their friends' boyfriend or girlfriend.

I heard person A telling person B that person C went and got themselves a fag-hag.

by Walking Talking Dictionary December 17, 2006

g-word

g-word stands for garlic. Used instead of garlic where one does not wish to summon its followers.

I looked at my friend bob and asked if he'd like to eat some 'g-word', I didn't say garlic because I didn't want to be attacked by garlicists.

by Walking Talking Dictionary October 19, 2006