Hij

A scouse piss head that loves ladies

That guy from the pub was being such a hij, well played

by woo November 01, 2004

simber

person who simbs

i am simbing today

by woo November 20, 2003

cd's

slang term for marijuana

Hey man, come out to my car and let's listen to these cd's.

Dude, bring over some cd's tonight and we'll sit around a while.

by Woo July 25, 2003

Zum

When a bitch be givin' you head while you sleep!

I passed out drunk, when I woke up I was gettin Zum!

by Woo January 19, 2005

woo

a superb counter-strike player

omg, potti is like WoO!

by WoO May 29, 2003

crapsmere

rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.

jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.

by woo May 11, 2006

Wooism

Wooism n. Proper () The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo".

Woo is the founder of Wooism.

He practices Wooism.

Wooism Dot Com.

by Woo September 27, 2004