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Emily

Emilys are girls who's private stories often consist of "OMG EMILY YOUR SUCH A CRACKHEAD" after they like kick a wall or something.

"OMG we can't take you anywhere Emily!!"

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I don't care what you say, in New Jersey WE DONT SAY AIRSIP omg we say waterfall you can't be my friend if you say 'airsip' like bro its a waterfall.

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