Definitions by Vulch5

Canniboliceman

A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.

Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.

Canniboliceman by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Prince Edward 

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

Prince Edward by Vulch5 October 28, 2015