3 definitions by Von Man
A Male version of Paris Hilton.
M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS
Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged.
Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them.
M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS
Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged.
Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them.
"<insert name here> is such a wannabe big shot Maris. He tried to talk his way into the front of the line, but the bouncer had no idea who he was."
by Von Man August 13, 2009
A small-dog carrying female who has absolutely no musical talent, yet somehow (through the power of per$ua$ion) works with real musicians and releases songs anyways in pursuit of an imaginary musical career.
A Paris will compensate for her lack of musical ability by releasing sex tapes and going pantie-less when out clubbing. It works. The media loves reporting on sex tapes and the paparazzi loves shooting pantie-free miniskirts when Paris gets out of a car.
A Paris will compensate for her lack of musical ability by releasing sex tapes and going pantie-less when out clubbing. It works. The media loves reporting on sex tapes and the paparazzi loves shooting pantie-free miniskirts when Paris gets out of a car.
Have you heard about Paris' latest recording session? She threw a shitfit when the guitarist told her she is tone deaf! She called him a fag, kicked him in the balls, kicked her dog, slapped her boyfriend, threw furniture out the window, then stormed out of the studio!
That's hot.
That's hot.
by Von Man December 18, 2009
1. The act of bending over, pulling down one's pants and showing an innocent person one's ass.
2. A person who *is* an ass. When in situations where the word a$$ is verboten (eating dinner with older relatives, giving a speech in English class at school, or talking on radio or tv), the word "moon" is an acceptable substitute for "ass".
2. A person who *is* an ass. When in situations where the word a$$ is verboten (eating dinner with older relatives, giving a speech in English class at school, or talking on radio or tv), the word "moon" is an acceptable substitute for "ass".
"OMG, that hottie just mooned us! I'm so stoked"
<insert name here> is acting like a spoiled little girl. He's such a moon!
<insert name here> is acting like a spoiled little girl. He's such a moon!
by Von Man February 5, 2010