Definitions by Voltawolf77
Muff Blumpkin
When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
Muff Blumpkin by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
The silencer
When you're shitting next to a hot girls room and you take the toilet paper roll, shove it up your ass so the poop slowly goes into the water.
The silencer by Voltawolf77 October 6, 2017