Voltawolf77 's definitions

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

The silencer

When you're shitting next to a hot girls room and you take the toilet paper roll, shove it up your ass so the poop slowly goes into the water.

The silencer saved my life last night! Jenny didn't hear a thing.

by Voltawolf77 October 6, 2017