2 definitions by Virgin Stonecypher

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver
by Virgin Stonecypher November 20, 2011
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An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars
by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011
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