Definitions by VerySelfImposingPerson
Glitch-Gazing
The act of completely freezing and staring blankly into space for several seconds while your brain reboots, usually because you walked into a room and totally forgot why you went there.
"Sorry, I was glitch-gazing at the fridge for two minutes." "
"Earth to Dave, you've been glitch-gazing at that wall since lunch."
"My brain is so fried today, I keep glitch-gazing mid-sentence."
"Earth to Dave, you've been glitch-gazing at that wall since lunch."
"My brain is so fried today, I keep glitch-gazing mid-sentence."
Glitch-Gazing by VerySelfImposingPerson July 16, 2026
Chizwap
A verb meaning to accidentally preview a video out loud in public because your phone's media volume was unexpectedly set to maximum. It specifically refers to that brief, panicked moment of frantically hitting the volume button while everyone in the room looks at you.
"Sorry guys, I didn't mean to chizwap the entire library."
"Make sure your Bluetooth is actually connected so you don't chizwap during the meeting."
"I totally chizwapped on the train today and played a loud meme."
"Make sure your Bluetooth is actually connected so you don't chizwap during the meeting."
"I totally chizwapped on the train today and played a loud meme."
Chizwap by VerySelfImposingPerson July 16, 2026