2 definitions by Verwandlung (KB)

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Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
by Verwandlung (KB) February 02, 2009
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Cocktail said to be invented by two giants residing in an abandoned bus near the village of Mesnil L'eglise (Belgium)at the turn of the century.

The cocktail:

Glass Type: Any
Garnish: none
Method: Shake and Strain

Ingredients:
1 part Grenadine
3 parts Whiskey
Woman: Can I have a taste of that beautiful looking cocktail you are drinking?

Man: Sure

Woman: Hmmm that's so good, does it have a name?

Man: Yes it's called Grenadisci.

Woman: I love you!
by Verwandlung (KB) February 02, 2009
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