Vert Jones's definitions

Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.

"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"

by Vert Jones February 1, 2010