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When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.
"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
by Vert Jones February 1, 2010
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