Vern Tooley's definitions

Vern

Another word for a penis.

"Wes's locked in the bathroom, churnin' his vern."

by Vern Tooley December 12, 2006

Krogerian

1. Someone who is employed at or frequents any one Kroger supermarket.

2. Language spoken by employees of Kroger. The most common words that appear in a Krogerian sentence are curse words.

1. "Carol's been a Krogerian for twenty-plus years."

2. A greeting in both English and Krogerian

In English: "Hello!"

In Krogerian: "Hey, ya piece of shit!"

by Vern Tooley December 12, 2006